“The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. And that’s the theory. Nine hundred years, never seen one yet, but this would do me.”
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
- a zac efron and dave franco sex tape
- the voice of beyonce
- new shoes
Me on payday.
Christmas Episode AU: River Song in The Time of the DoctorEverybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor.
So, if you tune Taylor Swift down 3 semi-tones, she sounds like the lead singer of Fun.
oh my god, it’s ACTUALLY GOOD
Um holy shit
Day 5: God has sent me a #flood of blessings in human form #rethinkchurch #rethinkchristmas #advent #umc
omgggggg ad for the new Sailor Moon moon stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =O!!!!!!!!!
I SEE IT GABBY AND I WANT IT
Why cello there
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Y’all need to chill this wasn’t that funny
This is the post that put me over 500 followers. I hate everything
The perfect boy
your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good
They should make an animated short where Sully is an old monster and spent the remainder of his life after scaring remaking Boo’s door. When he finally finishes the door he goes back to Monsters Incorporated and places it in a door slot. The light turns on and Sully opens the door to find Boo’s room. He shuffles in and stands next to the bed. There is a girl in it, but it isn’t Boo. Sully frowns and starts heading back to the door. However before he could reach it he trips and falls creating a loud thud and waking the girl. The girl looks down at Sully and is terrified. She does not scream she just runs out of the room. Sully can not get up, he is to weak to lift himself. Minutes later the girl returns with a women in hand. The women lets go of the girls hand and covers her mouth as she gasps. She runs over to Sully and lifts his head up and looks at him with tears in here eyes. “Kitty?” She asks. Sully smiles and says “Hi Boo.” He watches the tears roll down her face as he begins to drift away. Then everything goes black.
slow down satan